marrickan:

i’ve wanted to do this for 253453094 years

Anonymous asked:
Hey Sam! Have you and Lara ever stumbled across some rather... smutty fics about you two? What we're your reactions? And do you have any recommendations? ;)

ask-lara-and-sam:

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Sam: We don’t really read enough of any of them to have recommendations. This one makes sure of that.

Lara: U-Ugh.

okh-eshivar:

Everyone always talks about Lara going on and on about archaeology, but imagine Sam making Lara watch documentaries for camera goodies :3

epicreads:

The new Graveyard Book Graphic Novel is all the things. (Photos by EpicReads. Awesome book by neil-gaiman.)

kaldwins:

Totally dismiss anyone who puts you down for loving video games because they will never know how wonderful it feels to live hundreds of lives and to explore a plethora of amazing worlds and to feel so powerful and so vulnerable all at once. They’ll never know. And it’s their loss, not yours.

shtuts:

I’m planning of doing a matching Roxy but..  my record of actually going through with my plans is rather sad.

It’s a definite maybe though.
Definite.

Full view on deviantArt 

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

(Source: emojigrl)

welcome-to-sunnydale:

nayomiejade:

voldemo:

I dont understand why, for a girl to be considered badass and strong in movies and books, she has to be tomboyish, not wear makeup and not like girly things?

Girls should be allowed to put on lipstick and flowery dresses then conquer the world by crushing the necks of their enemies under their 6 inch heels

Y’all need Buffy.

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thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!

Anonymous asked:
how do YOU eat a girl out and what is it like for you????

bitrates:

First I

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Then I

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Finally I

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adorabagel:

if i die resurrect me with this video

master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

theclearlydope:

He’s got my vote.

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